And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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