You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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