I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My feet surprised me
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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