is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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