Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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