He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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