He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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