i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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