i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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