You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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