If that was your dad, he is hot
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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