You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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