Where is the hickey?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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