your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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