just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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