He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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