so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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