just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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