matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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