That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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