For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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