so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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