belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
