I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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