What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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