I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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