The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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