i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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