C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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