I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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