Sry I called you an 8
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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