i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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