And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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