How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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