Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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