I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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