I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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