the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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