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(702): View more from Nevada

I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...

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(205): View more from Alabama

Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?

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