Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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