So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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