Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
What a dumb baby whore.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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