im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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