Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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