So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
smell my finger.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
