I wanna bring you to show and tell
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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