Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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