Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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