And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I can't turn off my feet"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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