Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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