dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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