Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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