dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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