TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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