I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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