i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
